There was an Artificial Intelligence.IRIS,ZDK-12,AKA Version 1.2.1, of 1.0-1.2.1, *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. It was almost winter and Bear was getting sleepy. IRIS says “Hello,” The Bear says “Hi,” and The horrible earthborn giant Typhoeus suddenly appeared one day, startling all the gods into taking on different forms to flee.
- incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
- police procedural AU
- bookstore AU
- reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
- platonic living together AU
- lawyers AU
- stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
- sent to live with cousins AU
- pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
- teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
- pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
- forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
- law school AU
HERE HAVE SOME MORE
- on the same college tour AU
- trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
- forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
- DOCTORS AU
- medical school AU
- ride the same bus together literally every day AU
- vet clinic AU
- 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
- college professors AU
- on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU
"harold," says louis, "you are a truly shit pterodactyl. do you really call that flying. what is that. it’s horrifying."
"you can shut up," harry said, flopping down on top of louis’s large furry body like a blanket.
"did pterodactyls and sabertooth tigers even coexist?" zayn mused. "this doesn’t seem very biologically accurate."
"what’s that?" liam asked, holding up his short t-rex arms. he was confused.
niall was something really punk rock, like mb one of those cool raptors? he was the only one listening to zayn babble about biology.
“‘s fascinating, zayn,” he said, “but CHECK OUT HOW COOL WE LOOK DO YOU REALLY CARE”
harry tried to fly again. it did not go well.
Afaa Michael Weaver, “Lovers with Flowers”
Ever miss listening to those songs you used to cry over while putting on your eyeliner and your fingerless gloves from HotTopic? Well, this is the fanmix for you!
☠ Sugar We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy ☠ I’m just a kid - Simple Plan ☠ I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace ☠ Skater Boi - Avril Lavinge ☠ In The End - Linkin Park ☠ Hey Yea - Outkast ☠ I Write Sins Not Tragedies - P!ATD ☠ She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 ☠ I’m Not Okay - MCR ☠ In The Middle - Jimmy Eats World ☠ Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani ☠ Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day ☠ Stacy’s Mom - Fountains of Wayne ☠ This is the Story of a Girl - Ninedays ☠ And 4 bonus secret tracks that you will have to listen to find out what they are!
??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????